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Friday, September 14, 2018

2018 Week 2 Picks

Week 2 Picks
New England Patriots (pick) @ Jacksonville Jaguars

Cleveland Browns @ New Orleans Saints OVER 48.5

Pittsburgh Steelers (-4.5) vs Kansas City Chiefs

Indianapolis Colts (+5.5) @ Washington Tedskins

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+3) vs Philadelphia Eagles

Buffalo Bills (+7.5) vs Los Angeles Chargers

New York Jets (-3) vs Miami Dolphins

Minnesota Vikings (+1) @ Green Bay Packers

Houston Texans (-2.5) @ Tennessee Titans

Atlanta Falcons (-4.5) vs Carolina Panthers

Denver Broncos (-6) vs Oakland Raiders

Los Angeles Rams (-13) vs Arizona Cardinals

San Francisco 49ers (-3) vs Detroit Lions

Dallas Cowboys (-3) vs New York Giants

Seattle Seahawks (+4.5) @ Chicago Bears


Last Week: 6-8-1

Last Season: 124-129-11 (.489)

ALL TIME: 1650-1225-105 (.571)

NCAA Top 25 Picks
Mississippi (+21.5) vs (1) Alabama + OVER 70

(15) TCU (+13.5) vs (4) Ohio St.

(12) LSU  (+10) @ (7) Auburn + UNDER 45.5

(8) Notre Dame (-13.5) vs Vanderbilt

(17) Boise St. (+2.5) @ (24) Oklahoma St.

Toledo (+10.5) vs (21) Miami

Texas (-3) vs (22) USC

(23) Arizona St. (-4.5) @ San Diego St.

Syracuse (+3.5) vs Florida St.


Last Week: 5-3-0

Overall: 12-8-0 (.600)

ALL TIME: 905-651-37 (.580)

#BAGSMUNMAN

Friday, September 07, 2018

2018 Week 1 Picks

Week 1 Picks

New England Patriots (-6) vs Houston Texans

Baltimore Ravens (-7.5) vs Buffalo Bills

Cleveland Browns (+4) vs Pittsburgh Steelers

Indianapolis Colts (-2.5) vs Cincinnati Bengals

Tennessee Titans (-1) @ Miami Dolphins

Minnesota Vikings (-6.5) vs San Francisco 49ers

New Orleans Saints (-9.5) vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers

New York Giants (+3) vs Jacksonville Jaguars

Kansas City Chiefs (+3.5) @ LA Chargers

Arizona Cardinals (-1.5) vs Washington Tedskins

Carolina Panthers (-3) vs Dallas Cowboys

Seattle Seahawks (+3) @ Denver Broncos

Green Bay Packers (-6.5) vs Chicago Bears

Detroit Lions (-6.5) vs New York Jets

Oakland Raiders (+6) vs LA Rams


Last Season: 123-129-11 (.489)

ALL TIME: 1644-1217-104 (.572)


NCAA Top 25 Picks

(1) Alabama (-36) vs Arkansas St.

Texas A&M (+12.5) vs (2) Clemson

(24) South Carolina (+10) vs (3) Georgia + UNDER 57.5

(6) Oklahoma (-30) vs UCLA

(10) Stanford (-6) vs (17) USC

Arizona St. (+6) vs (15) Michigan St.

(21) Michigan (-27.5) vs Western Michigan


Last Week: 7-5-0

Last Season: 75-63-6

ALL TIME: 900-648-37 (.579)


Friday, August 31, 2018

Hey There Football!


We're off and running, my damies! I've got Super Bowl 'futures' action for ya this week, along with week 1 NCAA Picks. And next week, we'll have an even fuller slate of degenerati delciousness from which to select our preferential poisons. So we've got that goin' for us. Which is nice...

Until then, you can catch me on Twitter (@RoochNation). AND, for the more adventurous. You can hear me chiming in on The Gresh Show, weeknights 6-9 PM EST on WPRO. We do our best to take care of the degenerati on a nightly basis there, as well...

So yeah. We're off and running! Here's to making money here, so we can waste it somewhere else. Gooooooo capitalism!

And good luck!

2018-2019 Super Bowl Best Bets
(odds via Bovada)

New Orleans Saints (+1600)

Houston Texans (+2000)

Kansas City Chiefs (+3300)


Last Season: 123-129-11 (.489)

ALL TIME: 1644-1217-104 (.572)

NCAA Top 25 Picks

(1) Alabama (-24) vs Louisville + OVER 61

(6) Washington (+2.5) vs (9) Auburn) + OVER 46.5 (Atlanta)

(7) Oklahoma (-21) vs Florida Atlantic

(8) Miami (-3.5) @ (25) LSU + OVER 45.5

(12) Notre Dame (-1.5) vs (14) Michigan + UNDER 47.5

(17) West Virginia (-9.5) vs Tennessee (Charlotte)

(19) Florida St. (-7) vs (20) Virginia Tech + OVER 54.5


Last Season: 75-63-6 (.542)

ALL TIME: 893-643-37 (.579)


Tuesday, April 10, 2018

spring / sprang / sprung


OK, friends. I'm back on hiatus until the Fall (sorry about the Duke pick. Those rat bastards). And I'll be using that time to, among other things, work on my golf game. My goal is to become the male version of Paige Spiranac. So, if you see me out there, now you'll at least know why I'm wearing more form-flattering gear, and stopping every other hole for an Instagram session with my peeps...


Oh, and in failing your bumping into me whilst I'm out building my sexy new brand. You can also get your fill of yours truly by tuning in to WPRO weeknights 6-9 pm for The Gresh Show. OR, in failing that, you can kill your time be perusing my ever-updating list of my 100 favorites films (now with Pootie Tang!). You can then watch some of those films, if you so choose. Or you can just just admire the list for its awesomeness, and then go back to binging whatever embarrassing nonsense that you'd never admit to watching unless you were threatened with a painful and torturous death. Which, so long as you do it while your radio-type device is tuned to WPRO, will be quite alright by me. After all, I'm not here to judge. I mean, I totally am here to judge. Almost exclusively. But I would never judge a loyal listener. At least not one whose loyalty I could conclusively prove via page views, shares, likes, and/or kudos and well wishes...


Otherwise, you'll have to fend for yourselves. And barring an impromptu movie review, I'll catch you Teds again when we're getting primed for the pigskin...

Be good, my damies!


Oh. And you should totally be watching Atlanta, too. It's the best show. Possibly ever. OK, that's a bit much. But it's great. And funny. And original. And you should watch it in addition to those 100 other films I've already recommended you watch. What? You don't have other stuff goin' on. And your attempting to suggest otherwise for even the briefest of moments is an insult to us both. So get on that.


OK. Now I'm done. 100...