You know when you have that great idea, whether it be for a movie or a business, and you consciously decide not to write it down, because you're sure it's so good that you won't forget it? Yeah, that sucks. Hasn't happened to me recently, or anything. But I was reflecting last night on all the the great ideas that have probably been hatched during a drunken rant or in those last moments before your head hits the pillow, and how those unrealized ideas may or may not have influenced the world we live in today. Nothing philosophical, or anything. Mostly flying cars or new bladder systems for oil tankers. But I just couldn't help but wonder about all of the things out there that "could have been". OK, fine. Truth is I went to sleep last night with a great idea for a can't miss game show, and now I've got nothin'. Though I'm pretty sure it was centered around embarrassing your relatives and somehow leaving with an outdated dishwasher or Green
Ray player...
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"Heh. Green Ray. It's a funny Ray..." |
But, that'll all have to wait, for now. At least until I can get myself in the same mindset that helped me come up with the idea in the first place. Which will likely require some illicit substances, a tub of peanut butter, and a decent amount of shame. So, at least until I can get to the grocery store and snag myself some more peanut butter. In the meantime, I've got these other musings to keep you entertained. And if you still want that Green Ray player, I'm sure something can be arranged...
It'll be a scam involving me taking your money and you getting a box filled with broken speaker parts. But, like I said. It can still be arranged...
OK, now onto the business at hand. And by "business", I mean a bunch of one-line-ish opinions and/or comments on what I deem important. This week, apparently fat chicks in bikinis made that list. Right? All of a sudden that Green Ray deal isn't sounding so bad. Nah, fat chicks need bathing suits, too. OR do they? Oooo. Guess you'll have to read on to find out...
Enjoy...