So, last week I mocked Tom Brady and took a shot at Kylie Jenner. The result? I had my worst week picking games in years, if not in my history (including an 0-7(!) mark for my picks on The Gresh Show). AND news broke that Kylie was probably knocked up. Coincidence?! Absolutely! But just in case it wasn't a coincidence, allow me to attempt to balance out the cosmic karma that did me dirty. So here:
Tom Brady is great. The science behind his book is solid. And if you follow Tom's advice, you too can live forever and marry a Brazilian supermodel. As for Kylie? She definitely isn't having a baby in the hopes of garnering more likes on the various social networks. And she definitely won't leverage the opportunity into a customized line of designer diapers and baby fashion accessories. OR use her situation as a way to orchestrate a meteoric rise to power within the influential MILF community. She's normal, like you and me. And she should be treated as such.
OK, there. Now I should be good to go. And go I shall!
Enjoy.
Week 4 Picks
New England Patriots (-8.5) vs Carolina Panthers
New Orleans Saints (-3) vs Miami Dolphins (London)
Atlanta Falcons (-8) vs Buffalo Bills
Baltimore Ravens (+3) vs Pittsburgh Steelers
Cincinnati Bengals (-3) @ Cleveland Browns
Dallas Cowboys (-6) vs LA Rams
Houston Texans (+2) vs Tennessee Titans
Minnesota Vikings (-1.5) vs Detroit Lions
New York Jets (+3.5) vs Jacksonville Jaguars
San Francisco 49ers (+6.5) @ Arizona Cardinals
LA Chargers (-1.5) vs Philadelphia Eagles
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-3) vs New York Giants
Denver Broncos (-2.5) vs Oakland Raiders
Indianapolis Colts (+13) @ Seattle Seahawks
Washington Tedskins (+7.5) @ Kansas City Chiefs
New Orleans Saints (-3) vs Miami Dolphins (London)
Atlanta Falcons (-8) vs Buffalo Bills
Baltimore Ravens (+3) vs Pittsburgh Steelers
Cincinnati Bengals (-3) @ Cleveland Browns
Dallas Cowboys (-6) vs LA Rams
Houston Texans (+2) vs Tennessee Titans
Minnesota Vikings (-1.5) vs Detroit Lions
New York Jets (+3.5) vs Jacksonville Jaguars
San Francisco 49ers (+6.5) @ Arizona Cardinals
LA Chargers (-1.5) vs Philadelphia Eagles
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-3) vs New York Giants
Denver Broncos (-2.5) vs Oakland Raiders
Indianapolis Colts (+13) @ Seattle Seahawks
Washington Tedskins (+7.5) @ Kansas City Chiefs
Last Week: 6-9-0
Overall: 20-22-3 (.478)
ALL TIME: 1561-1147-96 (.574)
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Top 25 Picks
(1) Alabama (-27) vs Mississippi
(12) Virginia Tech (+7.5) vs (2) Clemson
(4) Penn St. (-18) vs Indiana
Tennessee (+8.5) vs (7) Georgia
(10) Wisconsin (-14.5) vs Northwestern
(13) Auburn (-9) vs (24) Mississippi St.
Texas Tech (+10.5) vs (15) Oklahoma St.
(19) San Diego St. (-10) vs Northern Illinois
(21) Florida (-9) vs Vanderbilt
Troy (+20.5) vs (25) LSU
(4) Penn St. (-18) vs Indiana
Tennessee (+8.5) vs (7) Georgia
(10) Wisconsin (-14.5) vs Northwestern
(13) Auburn (-9) vs (24) Mississippi St.
Texas Tech (+10.5) vs (15) Oklahoma St.
(19) San Diego St. (-10) vs Northern Illinois
(21) Florida (-9) vs Vanderbilt
Troy (+20.5) vs (25) LSU
Last Week: 4-7-1
Overall: 12-15-1 (.446)
3 comments:
and we believe every word you wrote!
that me!
I like Virginia Tech +7.5 & Troy +20.5, too. I've got Baylor +15 and Florida St./Wake Over 48 for today 😎
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