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Friday, September 30, 2016

2016 Week 4 Picks



Week 4 Picks

New England Patriots (-5) vs Buffalo Bills

Jacksonville Jaguars (+2.5) vs Indianapolis Colts (London)

Carolina Panthers (-3) @ Atlanta Falcons

Chicago Bears (+3) vs Detroit Lions

Seattle Seahawks (-1) @ New York Jets

Washington Tedskins (-7.5) vs Cleveland Browns

Oakland Raiders (+4.5) @ Baltimore Ravens

Houston Texans (-4) vs Tennessee Titans

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+3.5) vs Denver Broncos

Los Angeles Rams (+9.5) @ Arizona Cardinals

San Diego Chargers (-3.5) vs New Orleans Saints

Dallas Cowboys (-1) @ San Francisco 49ers

Pittsburgh Steelers (-3.5) vs Kansas City Chiefs

Minnesota Vikings (-4) vs New York Giants


Last Week: 8-6-1

Overall: 24-20-1 (.544)



NCAA Top 25 Picks

(5) Clemson (+2) vs (3) Louisville

(8) Wisconsin (+11) @ (4) Michigan

(10) Washington (-3) vs (7) Stanford

(25) Georgia (+3.5) vs (11) Tennessee

(12) Florida St. (-11) vs North Carolina

Georgia Tech (+7) vs (14) Miami

California (-2) vs (18) Utah

(21) TCU (+3.5) vs Oklahoma

(22) Texas (+2.5) @ Oklahoma St.

(23) Florida (-10) @ Vanderbilt


Last Week: 5-5-0

Overall: 19-11-0 (.633)


Friday, September 23, 2016

2016 Week 3 Picks


Week 3 Picks

Arizona Cardinals (-3.5) @ Buffalo Bills

Cincinnati Bengals (-3) vs Denver Broncos

Green Bay Packers (-7) vs Detroit Lions

Oakland Raiders (+1.5) @ Tennessee Titans

Cleveland Browns (+9.5) @ Miami Dolphins

Washington Tedskins (+4.5) @ New York Giants

Carolina Panthers (-7) vs Minnesota Vikings

Jacksonville Jaguars (+2.5) vs Baltimore Ravens

San Francisco 49ers (+9.5) @ Seattle Seahawks

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-5.5) vs Los Angeles Rams

Indianapolis Colts (-2.5) vs San Diego Chargers

Kansas City Chiefs (-3) vs New York Jets

Philadelphia Eagles (+3.5) vs Pittsburgh Steelers

Dallas Cowboys (-7) vs Chicago Bears

New Orleans Saints (-2.5) vs Atlanta Falcons


Last Week: 8-7-0

2016 Season: 16-14-0 (.533)


NCAA Top 25 Picks

(4) Michigan (-18.5) vs Penn St.

UCLA (+3) vs (7) Stanford

(8) Michigan St. (-5) vs (11) Wisconsin

Arizona (+11) vs (9) Washington

(10) Texas A&M (-5.5) vs (17) Arkansas

(12) Georgia (+6.5) @ (23) Mississippi

South Florida (+6) vs (13) Florida St.

Auburn (+3.5) vs (18) LSU

(19) Florida (+6.5) @ (14) Tennessee

(24) Utah (-3) vs USC


Last Week: 7-3-0

2016 Season: 14-6-0 (.700)


Friday, September 16, 2016

2016 Week 2 Picks



Week 2 Picks

New England Patriots (-6.5) vs Miami Dolphins

Cleveland Browns (+6.5) vs Baltimore Ravens

Detroit Lions (-6) vs Tennessee Titans

New York Giants (-4.5) vs New Orleans Saints

Pittsburgh Steelers (-3.5) vs Cincinnati Bengals

Dallas Cowboys (+2.5) @ Washington Tedskins

San Francisco 49ers (+13) vs Seattle Seahawks

Houston Texans (-2.5) vs Kansas City Chiefs

Seattle Seahawks (-3.5) @ Los Angeles Rams

Denver Broncos (-6) vs Indianapolis Colts

Oakland Raiders (-4.5) vs Atlanta Falcons

San Diego Chargers (-3) vs Jacksonville Jaguars

Green Bay Packers (-2) @ Minnesota Vikings

Philadelphia Eagles (+3) @ Chicago Bears


Last Week: 8-7-0

ALL TIME: 1414-1024-83 (.577)


NCAA Top 25 Picks

(1) Alabama (-11) @ (19) Mississippi

(10) Louisville (+2.5) vs (2) Florida St.

(3) Ohio St. (-1.5) @ (14) Oklahoma

(4) Michigan (-20.5) vs Colorado

(7) Stanford (-9) vs USC

California (+8) vs (11) Texas

Missouri (+7) vs (16) Georgia

Auburn (-3.5) vs (17) Texas A&M

(12) Michigan St. (+7.5) @ (18) Notre Dame

Nebraska (+2) vs (22) Oregon


Last Week: 7-3-0

ALL TIME: 754-527-30 (.587)


#BAGSMUNMAN

Friday, September 09, 2016

2016 Week 1 Picks


Welcome back, my damies! I've returned for yet another season of handicapping goodness, and I'm happy to see you've managed to meander back in my general digital direction. I'm taking the minimalist approach again, this season. Which basically means you won't have to scroll past too much whatnot in order to get to my picks...

But, as I'm sure you're already well aware, I have far too many hot takes to keep quiet for long. So I'm sure I'll have the flamethrower at the ready from time to time. And sooner much rather than later. And I'm always good for a tv and/or movie review or two (ie you should probably check out Atlanta). In fact, I've even updaTed the list I revealed around this time last year of my 100 Favorite Films! So, yeah. All that's on tap, too. So getcha p-corn ready....

But for now, I've just got my take on week 1. Which is basically me just going with my gut. A gut that's telling me that it's a good idea to fade the teams that everyone seems confident are going to win or lose. Like, say. Green Bay and Cleveland...

Actually, my gut is really telling me that you shouldn't be betting in week 1 at all. But I'm well aware that degens are gonna degen, so here I am to help you itch that monkey. After all, nobody likes an itchy monkey. Hence the popular aforementioned saying that definitely isn't a mixed metaphor that I'm desperately trying to force into common usage....

OK? OK. Now, without further dudes. Here are my week 1 picks! Good luck, pimps. And I'll catch you all the next time...


Week 1 Picks

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+3) @ Atlanta Falcons

Minnesota Vikings (-1.5) @ Tennessee Titans

San Diego Chargers (+7) @ Kansas City Chiefs

Oakland Raiders (+1) @ New Orleans Saints

New York Jets (-2.5) vs Cincinnati Bengals

Cleveland Browns (+4) @ Philadelphia Eagles

Jacksonville Jaguars (+6) vs Green Bay Packers

Baltimore Ravens (-3) vs Buffalo Bills

Houston Texans (-6.5) vs Chicago Bears

Seattle Seahawks (-10.5) vs Miami Dolphins

Dallas Cowboys (pick) vs New York Giants

Indianapolis Colts (-4) vs Detroit Lions

Arizona Cardinals (-6) vs New England Patriots

Washington Tedskins (+3) vs Pittsburgh Steelers

San Francisco 49ers (+3) vs Los Angeles Rams



Last Season: 136-118-12 (.534)

ALL TIME: 1406-1017-83 (.577)




NCAA Top 25 Picks

(1) Alabama (-27) vs Western Kentucky

Troy (+36) @ (2) Clemson

(4) Ohio St. (-28.5) vs Tulsa

(5) Michigan (-35.5) vs UCF

Akron (+25.5) @ (10) Wisconsin

Syracuse (+14.5) vs (13) Louisville

(16) Iowa (-14.5) vs Iowa St.

(17) Tennessee (-11.5) vs Virginia Tech (Bristol, TN)

(18) Notre Dame (-28) vs Nevada

(24) Oregon (-24.5) vs Virginia


Last Season: 63-63-1 (.500)

ALL TIME: 747-524-30 (.586)


#BAGSMUNMAN