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Saturday, November 26, 2016

2016 Week 12 Picks


Week 12 Picks

New York Jets (+9) vs New England Patriots

Atlanta Falcons (-4) vs Arizona Cardinals

Buffalo Bills (-7.5) vs Jacksonville Jaguars

Baltimore Ravens (-3.5) vs Cincinnati Bengals

Chicago Bears (+6) vs Tennessee Titans

Cleveland Browns (+7) vs New York Giants

Miami Dolphins (-7) vs San Francisco 49ers

New Orleans Saints (-7) vs Los Angeles Rams

San Deigo Chargers (-1) @ Houston Texans

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+6) vs Seattle Seahawks

Oakland Raiders (-3) vs Carolina Panthers

Denver Broncos (-3.5) vs Kanas City Chiefs

Green Bay Packers (+4.5) @ Philadelphia Eagles


Thanksgiving: 2-1-0

Overall: 85-62-6 (.575)

NCAA Top 25 Picks

(1) Alabama (-17) vs (13) Auburn

(3) Michigan (+6.5) @ (2) Ohio St.

(5) Washington (-6) @ (23) Washington St.

Minnesota (+14.5) @ (6) Wisconsin

Michigan St. (+12.5) @ (7) Penn St.

(9) Colorado (-10) vs (22) Utah

(15) Florida (+7.5) @ (14) Florida St.

Iowa (+3) vs (16) Nebraska

(18) West Virginia (-6.5) @ Iowa St.

(25) Navy (-7) @ SMU


Last Week: 5-5-0

Overall: 59-49-2 (.545)


#BAGSMUNMAN

Thursday, November 24, 2016

2016 Thanksgiving Picks


Gobble gobble, my damies! And a happy and healthy Thanksgiving to you and yours. Now go eat some food...and watch some football...and avoid any and all commercials by setting The Simpsons' 600 episode marathon on FXX as your perma-'last channel'. Yep, that should do it. Oh, and don't bring up politics unless you're talking about how great it is that your state just (hopefully) legalized weed. In failing that, just yell 'make America great again' every time you leave a room. And then never return to that room...

Ted speed...

Thanksgiving Picks

Detroit Lions (-1) vs Minnesota Vikings

Washington Tedskins (+7) @ Dallas Cowboys

Indianapolis Colts (+9) vs Pittsburgh Steelers


Last Week: 8-5-0

Overall: 83-61-6 (.573)


#GOBBLEGOBBLE

Friday, November 18, 2016

2016 Week 11 Picks


Week 11 Picks

New England Patriots (-11) @ San Francisco 49ers

Buffalo Bills (+3) @ Cincinnati Bengals

Cleveland Browns (+8) vs Pittsburgh Steelers

Dallas Cowboys (-7) vs Baltimore Ravens

Detroit Lions (-6.5) vs Jacksonville Jaguars

Tennessee Titans (+3) @ Indianapolis Colts

Kansas City Chiefs (-7.5) vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Minnesota Vikings (-2.5) vs Arizona Cardinals

New York Giants (-7) vs Chicago Bears

Miami Dolhpins (-1.5) @ Los Angeles Rams

Philadelphia Eagles (+6.5) @ Seattle Seahawks

Washington Tedskins (-2.5) vs Green Bay Packers

Oakland Raiders (-5.5) vs Houston Texans


Last Week: 8-5-0

Overall: 75-56-6 (.569)

Hey there White is the new Orange! (that's Cuse transfer, Andrew White III. Which is why that's clever) Glad hoops are back. And keep an eye out for my Top 25, which I'll be posting once we hit 2017.
NCAA Top 25 Picks

Michigan St. (+21.5) vs (2) Ohio St.

Indiana (+25) @ (3) Michigan

West Virginia (+3.5) vs (9) Oklahoma

(22) Washington St. (+6.5) @ (10) Colorado

(11) Oklahoma St. (+6.5) @ TCU

(12) Utah (-11.5) vs Oregon

UCLA (+13.5) vs (13) USC

(23) Florida (+14.5) @ (16) LSU

Syracuse (+21) vs (17) Florida St.

(18) Nebraska (-13) vs Maryland


Last Week: 4-6-0

Overall: 54-44-2 (.550)


Friday, November 11, 2016

2016 Week 10 Picks

"If the rule you followed brought you to this,
of what use was the rule?"

You should read this. And this. And then this.

Then, you should follow some of that advice by proactively changing the ways in which you consume news and use social media. And you should probably watch No Country For Old Men, too. Then you can get down with the SUPER woke meaning behind that quote I posted. I'm woke, man. Super woke. And you can get super woke, too. You'll just have to watch that movie. And read those articles. And then watch a few dozen documentaries. And then stop using the Facebook to make wicked BOLD and super profound statements to a group of people you've already determined agree with your way of thinking. Oh, and actually talking to a human person once in awhile might be a good idea, too...

Then, and only then, can you too be a self-righteous Ted. Just like me. Just try your best not to become too self-righteous. Like this guy. But feel free to grab his musket...

Now this!

Week 10 Picks

New England Patriots (-7.5) vs Seattle Seahawks

Tennessee Titans (+3) vs Green Bay Packers

Denver Broncos (+3) @ New Orleans Saints

New York Jets (-2) vs Los Angeles Rams

Philadelphia Eagles (+2) vs Atlanta Falcons

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+3) vs Chicago Bears

Washington Tedskins (-2.5) vs Minnesota Vikings

Carolina Panthers (-3) vs Kansas City Chiefs

Houston Texans (+2.5) @ Jacksonville Jaguars

San Diego Chargers (-4) vs Miami Dolphins

San Francisco 49ers (+13.5) @ Arizona Cardinals

Pittsburgh Steelers (-2.5) vs Dallas Cowboys

New York Giants (+1) vs Cincinnati Bengals


Last Week: 6-5-1

Overall: 67-51-6 (.565)


NCAA Top 25 Picks

(1) Alabama (-29) vs Mississippi St.

(4) Washington (-9) vs (20) USC

(8) Texas A&M (-7) vs Mississippi

(9) Auburn (-9.5) @ Georgia

Indiana (+7) vs (10) Penn St.

(11) Oklahoma (-16) vs Baylor

(12) Colorado (-15.5) @ Arizona

(14) Virginia Tech (-13.5) vs Georgia Tech

Texas (-2) vs (16) West Virginia

(19) Nebraska (-6) vs Minnesota


Last Week: 5-5-0

Overall: 50-38-2 (.567)



#BAGSMUNMAN

Friday, November 04, 2016

2016 Week 9 Picks


Week 9 Picks

Cleveland Browns (+7) vs Dallas Cowboys

Kansas City Chiefs (-7) vs Jacksonville Jaguars

Miami Dolphins (-3.5) vs New York Jets

Detroit Lions (+6) @ Minnesota Vikings

New York Giants (-2.5) vs Philadelphia Eagles

Pittsburgh Steelers (+2.5) @ Baltimore Ravens

Carolina Panthers (-3) @ Los Angeles Rams

New Orleans Saints (-4) @ San Francisco 49ers

Green Bay Packers (-7) vs Indianapolis Colts

San Diego Chargers (-4) vs Tennessee Titans

Oakland Raiders (-1) vs Denver Broncos

Seattle Seahawks (-6.5) vs Buffalo Bills


Last Week: 8-4-0

Overall: 61-46-5 (.567)


NCAA Top 25 Picks

(1) Alabama (-7.5) @ (13) LSU

(4) Texas A&M (-13) @ Mississippi St.

California (+17.5) vs (5) Washington

(10) Nebraska (+17) @ (6) Ohio St.

Arkansas (+4.5) vs (11) Florida

Northwestern (+7) vs (8) Wisconsin

(12) Penn St. (-7) vs Iowa

Duke (+11) vs (19) Virginia Tech

(21) North Carolina (-9.5) vs Georgia Tech

(22) Florida St. (-5.5) @ NC State


Last Week: 7-3-0

Overall: 45-33-2 (.575)


#BAGSMUNMAN