Golf is calling me again, my damies. Thank you very much Indian Summer! That's still politically correct to say, right? I mean, I know Daniel Snyder would give it the OK. But would Daniel Day Lewis? I'm not so sure. So let's just call this, 'The Last of Golf-hicans'. Which I'm sure is a phrase that both Daniel's could get behind. Ya know, despite it being exponentially more offensive...potentially...
But I do have thoughts on the latest "is a hot dog a sandwich?" debate that's setting the Interwebs ablaze. And those thoughts are right here, presented mathematically for your viewing pleasure:
A hot dog - the bun = a hot dog
A roast beef sandwich - the bread = roast beef
See? A hot dog is NOT a sandwich. Says math. And me. And that picture of a undoubTedly delicious hot dog sandwich, up there. So yeah. Not a sandwich. Not unless you're referring to the artery clogger pictured above...
Oh, and I've got the latest trailer for Quentin Tarantino's The Hateful Eight for ya, too. Which, needless to say, looks quite promising. But I'll let you be the judge:
Promising, right? I thought you'd think so. And it should serve to tide us over quite nicely until the latest Coen Brothers' offering drops in February...
OK then. I'm off to golf. And you're off to buy hot dogs. Well, first you're going to lose all of your money playing fantasy sports and betting on games (despite having absorbed my virtual wisdom). Then, lacking both money and self esteem (and likely wearing only stained and/or ripped articles of clothing), you'll be buying those hot dogs. And they'll be delicious, no matter what you choose to call them. Ya know, because you don't have to be smart to enjoy a delicious treat. DARWINISM IS DEAD!...
Good luck, Teds. And I'll catch you next time...
Week 9 Picks
New England Patriots (-14) vs Washington Tedskins
Miami Dolphins (+3) @ Buffalo Bills
Minnesota Vikings (-1) vs St. Louis Rams
New Orleans Saints (-7.5) vs Tennessee Titans
Oakland Raiders (+5.5) @ Pittsburgh Steelers
Carolina Panthers (+3) vs Green Bay Packers
Atlanta Falcons (-7) @ San Francisco 49ers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+3) vs New York Giants
Denver Broncos (-4.5) @ Indianapolis Colts
Philadelphia Eagles (-2.5) @ Dallas Cowboys + UNDER 45
San Diego Chargers (-4) vs Chicago Bears + UNDER 49
Last Week: 7-6-1
Overall: 61-53-4 (.534)
NCAA Top 25 Picks
(1) Ohio St. (-23) vs Minnesota
(3) Clemson (-10.5) vs (17) Florida St.
(4) LSU (+7) @ (7) Alabama
(12) Oklahoma St. (+5.5) vs (5) TCU
Nebraska (+6.5) vs (6) Michigan St.
Pittsburgh (+8.5) vs (8) Notre Dame
(10) Iowa (-6.5) @ Indiana
(13) Utah (+3)
(15) Memphis (-7.5) vs Navy
(18) Houston (-8) vs Cincinnati
Last Week: 8-3-0
Overall: 46-40-1 (.534)