"Black Friday is just a regular Friday that smokes Newports and chases chicks with big asses."
Saw that on Twitter. Hilarious. And who doesn't love themselves a Newport or 2 now and again? Smoking a cough drop? Yeah, sign me up for that. OR don't. I will take me some of that big ass, though...
BOOM! WHITE SATURDAY!
And, yeah. There's no significance behind "White Saturday". Although I do like to think I'm doing my part in helping to even out the potential for racial inequality. Black Friday? That shit's just racist, B...
Oh, right. I have football picks for you, too. Because white, black. We all love to gamble. Not so sure about the Spanish, though. Jury's still out on them. Pretty sure they're pumped for big asses, though. So there's always that. Common ground, bodiqua. We gotta find it...
OK good luck, Teds...
Week 13 Picks
Jacksonville Jaguars (+7) @ Cleveland Browns + OVER 40
Tennessee Titans (+4) @ Indianapolis Colts
|Say I needed a place to rest my beverage...|
Chicago Bears (+1) @ Minnesota Vikings
New York Jets (-2) vs Miami Dolphins
Arizona Cardinals (+3.5) @ Philadelphia Eagles
New England Patriots (-7.5) @ Houston Texans
Buffalo Bills (-3) vs Atlanta Falcons
St. Louis Rams (+9) @ San Francisco 49ers
Denver Broncos (-5.5) @ Kansas City Chiefs & UNDER 50
San Diego Chargers (-1) vs Cincinnati Bengals
New York Giants (-1.5) @ Washington Tedskins
Seattle Seahawks (-5) vs New Orleans Saints
Last Week: 11-6-1 (2-1 on Thanksgiving)
Overall: 93-85-9 (.521)
NCAA Top 25 Picks
(4) Auburn (+10.5) vs (1) Alabama
Florida (+31.5) vs (2) Florida St.
(3) Ohio St. (-15) @ Michigan
(5) Missouri (-4) vs (19) Texas A&M
(6) Clemson (+5) @ (10) South Carolina
(8) Stanford (-14.5) vs (25) Notre Dame
TCU (+12.5) vs (9) Baylor
(11) Michigan St. (-14.5) vs Minnesota
(14) Wisconsin (-24.5) vs Penn St.
(23) USC (-3.5) vs (22) UCLA
(24) Duke (+5.5) @ North Carolina
Last Week: 3-4-0
Overall: 59-50-4 (.540)