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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

One Man's Fantasy...


I learned a lot of things, this week. OK, I only learned one thing. And it's that the kids these days like they're male singers to sound like chicks and dress like Foot Locker employees almost as much as they like their female singers to look and act like prepubescent boys. Maybe that's actually 2 things, I'm not sure. But seeing as I don't seem to be quite certain about anything, anymore. I won't even bother investigating that potential misstep any further...

What I will do is provide you with my usual commentary of all the things I've deemed a reasonable combination of timely and entertaining. And I promise that's pretty much all I've got on Miley, if you're one of the many that have taken this opportunity to go "Cold Twerky". Yeah, that's a phrase I created that I'm not even sure what it means. My vast knowledge of the Interweb tells me it works, though. So I'm goin' with it...

Enjoy...

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Breaking the Rules...


If there's one thing I can't stand (there are obviously way more than just one), it's when someone or something goes out of their way to make sure you understand their "rules", only to then go out of their way again to break their own rules while trying to pass the alleged transgression off as shock, surprise OR a long sought "solution". I call it the "If the sky is green, it's green", rule (also know as the Inception rule). And somehow I think I've been able to eloquently relate that to BOTH the Alex Rodriguez FUBAR-fest and the latest episode of Breaking Bad. Am I reaching in an attempt to give this post a theme? Meh, probably. But I'll let you be the judge. I'll even reward you for your effort with a little fantasy football advice if you're able to power through...

Enjoy...

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

I've Got a Bad Feelin'...


Are the Boston Red Sox breaking bad? Was that just a terrible pun that doesn't even apply to the Red Sox current performance? Do I wish I could clear my history and remove that terrible opening line from my memory? Was that just an even more terrible pun that made the first one look mildly clever? Have I spent the better part of the last week scoping the nude pics that have leaked of Lindsay Lohan in her starring role in The Canyons? I've got the answers to all of those pun-believeable questions, and more. OK, not much more. But you should hit the jump, anyway. Because, ya know. I'm gonna link you to some bare breasted LiLo. Don't care if you've seen her naked before, either. You know you're down for seein' it again...

So have at it, friends. And there's no need to tread lightly, either...

Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Gore V The Board of Education OR How the Internet is Ruining My Romanticized View of College Athletics


Is it possible that the Internet has forever changed  ruined college athletics? It's a scary thought, I know. But it's one I'll look into when checking in on the whole Johnny Manziel situation. I'll also have a look in at those pesky Red Sox...who just might have enough starting after all? Nahh. But maybe? I'll check that out, too. Along with a few cursory comments on the Biogenesis suspensions...

Let's go!...