Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Baseball Being Baseball...

Well, despite the fact that another week has passed, my March Madness hangover remains (the release of the fact that Syracuse will share a home+home with Duke in their first year in the ACC isn't helping). Don't get me wrong, I'm already headlong into baseball, with my 3 rotisserie teams and my recent foray into But in terms of writing about it? Meh. Even dedicating 15 minutes of my week to the topic just doesn't get the ole blood boilin' yet. And I say "yet", because I know it will, eventually. Mostly because videos like the one below serve as a consistent reminder as to why I love that game so much...

..or maybe it's a reminder as to how much I love the people of Asia, and their penchant for the tiny, loud, bright, and bat shit crazy MR FUN TIME!!!! elements of TV and sport?

OK, so it's probably the Asians. But, whatever. They love baseball. And my continued attraction to all things that make that region puzzling hilarious probably means I'll be in the right frame of mind to begin chatting about it sooner rather than later. OR maybe it's a sign that I'm actually going to win some money this year betting on the Triple Crown?! Nah, it couldn't be that. If anything, I've already doomed Rick Pitino's poor horse to a finish similar to that of Eight Belles. You know? An unexpected win followed soon thereafter my an even more unexpected death LIVE on the track? Yeah, should be eventful. And you're not going to want to miss it. So stay tuned...

I'd also be remiss if I didn't express my gratitude with the local and national authorities on their capture of Boston Marathon bombing "suspect 2", and restoring the city of Boston and the surrounding areas to a relative state of normalcy. I'm not necessarily pumped, Constitution-wise, how they did it. But that's why I write about sports, movies and large breasted celebrities. IT's also why I vote. And yes, Colonel Jessup. I'm basking in the freedom you provide while at the same time questioning the manner in which you provide it. Sorry. Now please don't use my skull as a makeshift urinal...

Enjoy the rest of your week, friends. And get some baseball up in your system. I know the NBA playoffs are going on, but you've got at least another 2 weeks before those series will start to resemble anything remotely close to actual basketball. So use that time to watch some of the past time. And don't be afraid to gamble a bit, either. IT'S SUPER CRAZY BIG FUN FANASTIC!

Teddy Williams...



Ktomasso said...

Hahaha that horse racing video is a must watch.

Brett Ferruccio said...

Right? I'd bet on those races even if I knew full well they were fixed and that I was going to lose!


Anonymous said...

That puts to shame!

Brett Ferruccio said...

Stupid digiturf. They owe my 15 minutes of my life. And if they could just give it over to Draft Day, I'd really appreciate it.

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