Pages

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

LIVE From the Desk of Toothless McGee...


Well, friends, it was bound to happen. My string of good health finally came to an abrupt and aggressive halt this weekend, and the aftermath has left me in no position to hit you with an adequate dose of my weekly brilliance. But hey, that's what happens when you chase a case of stomach flu with the wrench-like removal of suddenly infected back tooth. And it's not helping that fresh off the weekend from Hell, I'm slated to start a stint on the morning news @ AM790 starting in T-minus 10 hours. Not helping my desire to blog, that is...

And to be honest, as much as I would love to do a normal week's worth of the topical stuff you've some to expect, the stuff that's currently "topical" right now isn't exactly the type of stuff I'm excited to talk about. Brett Favre's return? Gag me. Roger Clemens' indictment? Don't care, because everyone long ago formed their opinions. And Johnny Damon vs Red Sox fans in the great Waiver Wire War of 2010? It's a microcosm of what I loathe about Pink Hat Nation, so I think I'll pass on that one, too...

Yeah, truth is, I'm more or less waiting for the Red Sox to officially be eliminated, and I'm waiting for the football season to get going for real. Don't get me wrong, I'll still be monitoring the Sox, and using them for dependable everyday entertainment purposes, but it's to the point now where my MLB interest is almost strictly limited to monitoring my fantasy teams. Who are both still in 1st place, you'd be happy to know...

So rest assured, the next time we meet, I'll be coming strong on the NFL tip. Maybe with my '10-'11 predictions, I'm not sure. They're rounding into form, but they're not quite there yet. Still tinkering and trying to figure out if it's "The Year of the Beard II" or not, if you know what I mean. But when I do unveil them, it'll be a scene, man, so make sure you check back every so often so you're not left out in the cold. At the very least, next week I'll have the results of my own personal fantasy football draft for you to critique, and a report of my trip to the reservation, as I again try to master the $1/$2 no limit hold 'em cash game at Foxwoods Resort & Casino. Doubt I get even the slightest glimpse of the "resort", but should I somehow manage to comp my way into the Pimp Suite, I'll be sure to post photos on every social media network my Droid has to offer. AKA I'll Four Square the SHIZNIT out of that place!..

Until then, this is Toothless McGee, signing off. I hope you all have a good week, and here's to none of us losing a tooth between now, and our next encounter. Ooo, and that reminds me. I have a pillow that I need to be checkin' under...

Be good, pimps...


Teddy Williams...
Rollo_Soze...
100...

#$>

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

You Rock!!

Post a Comment