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Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Don't Hassle Me, I'm Doing Local News...


Summer greetings, everyone...

It's a notoriously vacation laden time right now in radio land, as all the big time jocks take their oft used vacation time, leaving guys like me to pick up the slack. That's why, instead of a full and comprehensive edition of The Nation this week, you'll have to settle for this still witty, yet much abridged version. Hey, it's not my new 5 AM to 2 PM schedule is wreaking havoc with my body clock, but unfortunately, it's something you as my loyal readers are just going to have to accept as fact...

So, while I'd love to talk about the respective incarcerations of my favorite druggie and my favorite male Asian, or discuss how Elin did Eddie Murphy proud by going Mm-Fufu on T-Woods (HALF!), those topics will just have to wait until after my own, not so restful, All Star break has reached it's conclusion. When I return, I'll have the full breakdown on LeBron's ultimate decision, thoughts on of the first half of the baseball season, and of course updates on all things jailhouse ranging from guys that eat meat for a living to chicks that...well...yeah, you can finish that thought yourself with the rather blatant pun that I'm sure you were able to piece together...

Until then, Don't Hassle Me, just sweat me. And you can do that by logging on to http://www.790business.com/ between 6 and 10 am to hear yours truly doing local news updates on Imus in the Morning. It's all the news that's fit to speak, baby...and all the news I can actually fit in the 20 seconds I get each hour that's not taken up by a traffic report or a sponsor...

Until then, good luck to all my fellow East Coasters in beating the heat, and good luck to my girl Lindsay Lo in finding an appropriate crevice in which to smuggle her much needed "medication" into the pen with her...

And don't worry, Linds. I'll wait for you...


Right, like you wouldn't wait for that side boob, too...

Be good, peeps! And stay cool!


Teddy Williams...
100...

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