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Saturday, January 03, 2009

Playoffs?!?!?!?!



Happy New Year, kids!

You might still be over a week away from your next full edition of Rooch Nation, but here's a little holiday treat to help tide you over, and hopefully spell the end of that pesky little hangover...

Enjoy...



Wild Card Picks
Indianapolis Colts @ San Diego Chargers OVER 50

In this game, the best defense will more than likely be the best offense. And if you think that's backward logic, then you'll love the fact that I'm taking the over with full knowledge that neither team is gonna have any sort of success running the bean...


Miami Dolphins (+4) vs Baltimore Ravens

The Ravens forced the most turnovers in the league while the Dolphins committed the fewest. History gives the edge in that capacity to Chad P and the boys, and I've never been one to attempt to single-handedly buck an historic trend...

And yes, it's "an" historic trend NOT "a" historic trend. Rooch Nation, as always trying to serve as your grammar and syntax headquarters...


Atlanta Falcons (-1) @ Arizona Cardinals

Matty Ice and the Not So Dirty Birds have nothing to lose, and despite Arizona hosting their 1st ever playoff game since they moved to the desert, I don't think they stand a chance. It's the playoffs, boys and girls, and being one dimensional just isn't gonna cut it.


Philadelphia Eagles (-3) @ Minnesota Vikings

Trust me, I'd be picking against the Eagles if Minnesota's QB were anyone not named Tavaris Jackson...and maybe Heath Shuler...


Last Week: 12-3-1

Overall: 139-90-12 (.602)

Top Picks: 76-39-8 (.650)

FYI: If my impressive season ending week still doesn't have you convinced that I'm the man, here's another snack for thought. I had Ole Miss and Utah yesterday, and have correctly predicted 21 of the 30 college bowl winners up to this point. AKA - I have shit on lock, and you'd be wise to take advantage of my prowess...

Good luck, and never fear. When I do return next week with a vengeance, I'll be touching on a lot of the issues from the past month that I may not have had time to address. Can you say Mark Teixeira conspiracy? I know I sure can...

Stay pimpin', and remember. In 2009, it's all on the line...

That was weak, I know. But I don't see you comin' up with any slogans for the New Year! So suck it!!...

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